05 December 2006

Accept Jesus Christ and Get a Free Playstation 2

"Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad didn't buy you a PlayStation 2 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they didn't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 2!"
E pe bune. Check continuarea aici .

"But giving away 10% of your income can be a big – and often frightening - commitment! That’s why we created the Three-Month Tithing Challenge: a money-back guarantee of sorts. Essentially, it’s a contract based on the promises of God in Malachi 3:10-11. We commit to you that if you tithe for three months and God doesn’t prove himself faithful, we will refund 100% of your tithe. No questions asked."
Si asta e pe bune. Check continuarea aici.

Inca nu s-a ajuns la nivelul asta de promotii la noi. Cu obiectivul vadit de a genera awareness pentru sectele lor, unii oameni din secte diferite, habar n-am cum se cheama, de aceea mi-e si greu sa le numesc, gasesc modalitati inedite de a-si atinge obiectivele de comunicare. Urmeaza un exemplu.

Eram la Universitate pe 1 decembrie. Pe partea cu statuile. Pe partea cu Universitea, langa scarile de la Facultatea de Geografie daca nu ma insel, se auzeau niste boxe si din ele vuiau acorduri hip hop. Mi-am zis "Dar vai, ce tare, nu exista un coltisor in Bucuresti in care sa nu se intample cate ceva, in care arta sa nu infranga, in care cineva sa nu aiba ceva de spus cuiva intr-un mod artistic". Imi bat la cap prietenii si traversam. Doua fete cantau la microfoane si un baiat in spate statea la mixer si vedea de cele doua boxe amplasate pe trotuar. Lumea se aduna, se aduna. Muzica se auzea, se auzea. Spicuim din versuri:
-ai grija de fratele tau ca el are grija de tine/ Increde-te-n toti si -ncrede-te-n tine...
-cand Jesus vine la tine, /Primeste-l, In casa iti intra si te-nveseleste
-Jesus e aproape de tine, /Asculta-l acum cum se cuvinte
-si asa mai departe
Ziceau fetele cu parul prins din microfon pe ritmuri de melodii cunoscute de la Parazitii sau asa ceva. Versurile erau ale lor, muzica era a trupelor romanesti de hip hop.
Deci incep si la noi incet-incet la metrou, in strada, door2door, etc.

De la altii , mi-a placut mie mult cand Ogily a avut o campanie pentru un client simply called GOD (da, agentia noastra lucreaza pentru Dumnezeu:) cred ca si-au zis. De fapt, na...clientul era Church of Love Singapore, iar ad-urile erau toate cu background negru si text. Media conventionale si nu numai. All messages were signed by God himself. Cateva exemple:

-pe mere scria:"I grew this apple especially for you. GOD"
-OOH: "Nietzche is dead. GOD" sau "Take your umbrella.I might water the plants today. GOD" sau "I hate rules. This is why I have just made 10 of them".
-in metrou: toate zidurile acoperite cu "God is everywhere"
-ad-uri cu furtuni si headline"All my special effects are created without the help of a computer"
-mai multe aici .
Cand oare vor avea agentiile romanesti inca un client de introdus in listele de new business?

3 comments:

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Monica JITARIUC said...

Exemple sunt tone...mai mult, mai putin sau mai deloc amuzante.
Se pare ca "Show me the money" se striga de catre orice, oriunde,pentru orice.

Anonymous said...

Landover Baptist e ironic.
Adica nu e "pe bune" si eu m-am speriat initial.
Dar sunt amuzanti intr-un mod pervers, exista niste petitii sa ii dea jos.